Specialists in a very specific thing.
WE HOOVER
STAIRS.
An extraordinary level of attention.
For a perfectly ordinary staircase.
£399THE SIGNATURE STAIR CLEAN
Book your premium cleanComplimentary Shoe Hole installation
included on suitable stairs.

THE HOOVERING.
Carpet impeccably considered.Campaign image, edited from a real installation.
01 / The method
FOUR STAGES. NO SHORTCUTS.THOROUGH
IS A
PROCESS.
Some people just plug it in.
We have a methodology.
01ASSESS THE STAIRS.Observation
We take a moment to appreciate the task ahead. The treads. The edges. The corners. Especially the corners.
02HOOVER THE STAIRS.Application
A considered pass across the carpet. A change of attachment. Another considered pass. This is the part we came for.
03HOOVER THE HOOVER.Equipment for our equipment
Clean equipment sets the tone. A separate handheld hoover gives the main hoover a careful once-over. We expect standards from everyone involved.
Our thinking on the matter04INSPECT THE HOOVERING.Quiet satisfaction
We stand back. We look closely. We may lean to one side. Only then do we allow ourselves a small sense of satisfaction.
Your complimentary Shoe Hole installation is completed during the same visit, where suitable. Allow around two hours for the whole appointment.
02 / Close attention
THE DETAILS ARE THE POINT.NOT A CORNER
OUT OF CONSIDERATION.
Some of our finest work happens
where nobody thinks to look.

An attachment. A quiet moment.
A very well-hoovered space.

We wouldn’t ask it to uphold a standard
it wasn’t prepared to meet itself.
THOROUGH
LOOKS LIKE.
03 / While we’re here
A SMALL ADDITION TO THE SERVICE.OH, AND
THE STAIRS
DO THIS.
A complimentary Shoe Hole.
Quite useful, apparently.
Hidden storage, fitted into your existing stairs. Two steps lift together. Your carpet stays. Your hallway gets a little more breathing room.
Included with every qualifying £399 clean. Customers seem particularly pleased with it.
We’re pleased they’re happy.
We’re also very proud of the hoovering.

STORAGE: OPENThe finishing department
EVERY LINE.
CONSIDERED.
Yes, we have thought about
which way the carpet points.
A considered finish. A moment to stand back. Then a second look, in case the first look missed something.
The stairs are ready to walk on.
We understand if you’d prefer to admire them first.

04 / From the department
The cleaning journalWE HAVE
THOUGHTS.
Mostly about hoovering.
Occasionally about attachments.
The Signature Stair Clean
ONE PRICE.
EVERY
CORNER.
We understand you have a choice when it comes to hoovering your stairs.
We’d be delighted if you chose not to do it yourself.
£399FULLY FITTED
- Professional staircase hoovering
- The edges. The corners. The equipment.
- A complimentary Shoe Hole installation*
- Five-year installation & hardware guarantee
- No deposit. Payment on completion.
*On a suitable standard staircase. Your £399 package is a fitted Shoe Hole installation with stair cleaning. Any extra work is agreed first. No hoover-only booking.
05 / A little clarity
All questionsFAIR
QUESTIONS.
01Why does stair hoovering cost £399?
The corners demand a certain level of commitment. Your £399 package also includes a fully fitted Shoe Hole installation on a suitable standard staircase. Installation and stair cleaning are provided together.
02Can I just have the Shoe Hole?
You’re welcome to focus on whichever part of the service you’re most excited about. The £399 package is a fitted Shoe Hole installation with stair cleaning.
03Do you really hoover the hoover?
We believe equipment should lead by example.
04What if my stairs aren’t suitable?
We check before confirming the service. If a Shoe Hole cannot be fitted, there is no booking and nothing to pay. We do not sell a £399 cleaning-only visit.
Your stairs. Our undivided attention.
LEAVE IT
TO THE
OBSESSIVES.
£399. Equipment provided.
A complimentary Shoe Hole, where suitable.
Pay on completion.